Grown A$$ Man Spends Damn Near $100K On Surgeries To Look Like Justin Bieber

Most grown men have little use for Justin Bieber.

He's a self absorbed little prick who thinks the world belongs to him.

I guess having endless amounts of broads throwing themselves at you and having an ever expanding bank account will do that to a person however.

And while most of us wish we could be in his shoes due to those attributes i just mentioned, who the hell would actually empty their own bank accounts to be in his FACE??

Look no further than 33 year old Toby Sheldon of California to find that fool.

Sheldon is a songwriter from L.A who has spent close to $100k over the course of the past five years in his best attempt to look like the 'Biebs'.

Before And After

The Sun reports Sheldon has had several plastic surgeries, hair transplants and even Aqaumid injections all in his dedicated efforts to visually emulate his 19-year-old idol. His most recent cosmetic procedure was a“smile surgery” in July. The sides of his mouth were extended in that surgery to achieve a more Bieber like pout.

"It's Justin's smile that gives him his youthful look,"Sheldon told Closer. "My smile surgery took more than a month to recover from. And, after my eyelid surgery, I couldn't open my eyes for a week."

Despite him looking more like a close relative of one of my favorite television personalities, Beavis,, he claims that his friends compliment his new look.

"My friends shower me with compliments," he says. "They even call me Toby Bieber."

Well Toby, i ain't your friend,, so i'll keep it 100 with you. You look like a registered sex offender and the fact that you went thru all this trouble to look like someone who drives 11 and 12 year old girls crazy,, makes me wonder what your true motives for this craziness really are....